by Ridwan Rizky 3A
This son of jack the ripper witness came to my door and asked what side I was on. I replied "Homicide" and then he left.

Hi, I'm from the Government. If you think your problems are bad, just wait till you see our solution.

Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.
If you don’t have the balls to walk straight up to the girl you want, you deserve the bitch you end up with

Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody else is as weird as you.

When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says "I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"

You are as pretty as a flower. Unfortunately, it's a cauliflower.

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